luni, 30 martie 2009

Dead Snow






Dead Snow este unul dintre cele mai bune filme vazute anul acesta si poate de cand ma uit la filme. Niciodata nu mi-as fi imaginat ca voi putea vedea un film la care sa sar de pe scaun sau sa rad cu lacrimi de la o scena la alta. Cine si-ar fi imaginat ca zombies nazisti pot fi atat inspaimantatori cat si amuzanti? Filmul este cat se poate de sangeros, are faze la care mai bine nu-ti pui intrebari logice ca-si pierde farmecul, toti zombies sunt super rapizi (slava domnului... sunt satula de filme cu zombies in care astia sunt superi lenti dar mereu ii prind pe aia de fug de mama focului) si foarte bine conservati. Evident ca nu se dezmint si papa oameni, si bineinteles cei care fac sex primii in film, o si patesc primii.
Filmul incepe cu o melodie suspect de vesela pentru ce se intampla de fapt in film (trbuie neaparat sa gasesc clipul ala) si la un moment dat unul dintre tipi intreaba: "Aveti idee cate filme de groaza incep cu un grup de tineri aflati in padure si fara semnal la mobil?" (ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!). Exista si un medic caruia i se face rau cand vede sange... va trece ulterior de fobia asta. Exista tot! De la batai cu pumnii intre unul din tipi si un zombie, pana la feliat cu drujba sau dat foc la cabana. Si mai ales exista niste peisaje absolut superbe.
E un film care merita vazut si ras-vazut. Eu si cu Alex clar o sa-l revedem destul de curand.
Exista si un site al filmului care arata la fel de bine ca filmul in sine.

duminică, 29 martie 2009

joi, 26 martie 2009

Vals

De mult nu am mai auzit asa ceva. Imi dau seama cat imi e de dor de muzica de camera, darmai ales de muzica de calitate interpretata asa cum se cuvine.

Mai intai un clasic - Valsul 2 Shostakovich



Oare cum o fi sa fii acolo si sa asculti "pe viu" asemenea minunatie?

Si Lover's Waltz - Aly Bain, Jay Ungar featuring Mollie Mason



Si preferatul meu

Leonard Cohen - Take this Waltz

luni, 23 martie 2009

Sibiu

Week-end-ul asta care a trecut am avut o invitiatie la Sibiu pe care din pacate nu am avut cum sa o onoram. Pozele sunt facute de Octav. Uite ce am ratat sa vedem...








Cloudy with a chance of meatballs - trailer (2009)

Cum eu am o slabiciune pentru animatii, evident ca abia astept sa apara si asta. Si ca veni vorba saptamana asta sper sa apuc sa vad The Tale of Despereaux.

Year One - Trailer (2009)

Pare amuzant...sper sa fie

vineri, 20 martie 2009

Tata si lumea misterioasa a internetului

Pentru inceput trebuie sa mentionez ca tata nu mai e foarte tanar (60 ani), nu stie engleza si a pus mana pe un calculator prima oara acum vreo 4 ani.

Eu pe de alta parte stiu engleza si mai si lucrez in IT, prin urmare, cand tata are o nelamurire legata de calculator sau internet ma suna pe mine. Ceea ce inseamna mai bine de o jumate de ora in telefon ca sa-i explic cum sa dea o scanare de virusi, cum sa schimbe pagina de start la browser sau sa-i explic ca eu nu am cum sa-i pornesc internetul nici daca suflu in teava.

Ma suna tata intr-o zi si-mi spune ca crede ca tipul de la UPC (parca la aia avea abonament) s-a aruncat de la etaj din cauza lui. Intreb si eu ca omul...da' ce i-ai facut?

Tata il sunase pe om ca i-a picat netul. Omul (ca aia era treaba lui) sa-l ajute pe tata sa porneasca la loc netul. Incepe cu explicatii cat se poate de detaliate: doua televizorase albastre in dreapta-jos a ecranului... tata: unde domn'le? Ii explica de bulina cu sageata care ascunde icoanele... tata: ce icoane domn'le???? tipul ii explica ca asa se numesc si sa se uite dupa televizorase. Tata se conformeaza dar tot nu-i da de cap.

Dupa o jumate de ora de nervi intinsi la maxim omul il intreaba ce scrie in dreptul ecranelor (probabil ca intre timp le gasise) la care tata: FUJI MORI! Tipul: Poftim????? Cum domnule sa scrie asa ceva? Auziti? Nu vreti dvs mai bine sa rugati pe cineva care vorbeste engleza sa sune ca sa rezolvam problema dvs???? Tata e de acord... mai ales ca intre timp netul isi revenise...

Si intreb si eu ca omul... mah tata dar unde ai citit tu FUJI MORI acolo? Si imi raspunde: Cum unde? Acolo sub ecran unde mi-a zis ala!

Tata ii citise omului marca monitorului, un Fujitsu Siemens amarat, dar care cred ca i-a provocat un atac vascular tipului de la Asistenta Tehnica.

Asian Boobs of the Day - Yuuri Morishita


Seventh Moon - Poster and Trailer


miercuri, 18 martie 2009

Coming Soon (2008) - Trailer


Un horror thailandez bun, probabil i se va face un remake american destul de curand

Candyman (1992)

Brandy Boobs


hipnotizant, nu-i asa?

Boobs of the day - Penelope Cruz

Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers - Part 2

Rather dotty student lost on dual navigation exercise with instructor. Instructor knew position but was waiting to see how said student dealt with the problem. They were north of Cranfield in the UK. They were ex Luton which is well south of Cranfield. Student called Luton Approach, they quickly identified her position and suggested she call Cranfield on xxx.xx. Conversation that followed:

Student: Hello Cranfield.
ATC: Hello
Long pause
ATC: Go on give us a clue.
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TOWER: "XYZ123 (Shorts 330, Female pilot) clear to land 34"

XYZ123:"roger,clear to land"

TOWER:"ABC987 (budgie visual approach) report final number 2 to a Shorts 330"

ABC987:"OK when the Lady's got her shorts down we'll slide in behind"
****************************************

ABC: Tower, be advised there is a flock of Guinea fowl on the runway at the intersection.

ATC: Roger, we will send out the firetruck.

ABC: No, they are not on fire, they are just there!
****************************************

Tower: ABC Runway left clear to land, caution, there is a very large eagle beside the runway about half way up the runway.

ABC: Runway left clear to land, ABC

Tower: ABC can you see what he is doing?

ABC: Watching how it is supposed to be done...
****************************************

ATC: Previous reports a dead dog on taxiway charlie, advises bear left.
XYZ: Roger we see the dead dog, looking for the bear.
****************************************

ATC: "ABC 123, have you captured the localiser?"

A/C: "Negative.....but we have it surrounded!"
****************************************

VERY flustered Aerodrome controller during a busy burst at a secondary control zone tower:

ABC you're number seven - follow the fu**ing Cherokee mid-downwind.

Said Cherokee, a couple of minutes later, having received a landing clearance, "by the way Tower, we're just an ordinary Cherokee".
****************************************

Heard at EGHH some years ago, a Lear with gear trouble elects to land gear up, now on short finals:-

Mr cool “I’m shutting down the electrics now so no more RT, not that I’m worried about a fire, I just don’t want you guy’s to have to listen to the screams !!”
****************************************

Twr: EFGH, Say your height and position?
EFGH: 6'2" and in the cockpit!
****************************************

ATC: "ah can you descend 20,000 feet in the next 18 miles."

Speedbird xx: (in very cultured English voice) "dare say I could old boy but I couldn't bring the aircraft with me."
****************************************

(At Vero Beach, a/c calling for rejoinwere expected to say on the first call whether it was to land, or to join the circuit)
N9248H (young oriental voice): "Cherokee 48H Webasso Bridge request join."
VRB ATC: "Roger 48H what are your intentions?"
N9248H: "I stay FlightSafety one more year, then go fly China Airlines!"
****************************************

Speedbird 123..can we route direct DCS?.............

ATCO........"Speedbird 123 can you ask me an easier one...preferably one on sport??
****************************************

"DLHxxx What is your requested level today"....

short pause....

"Ve Vill Ask de qvestions"

marți, 17 martie 2009

Layer Cake

Am revazut pentru a nu stiu cata oara Layer Cake...genial film, sunt convins in continuare ca acest film l-a propulsat pe Daniel Craig spre rolul de Bond.
Filmul are foarte multe sfaturi inteligente si principii de viata, dar cel mai puternic ma impresioneaza (ca si la celelalte vizionari ale acestui film) povata de final:
Pe cine nu lasi sa moara, nu te lasa sa traiesti.

P.S. Sienna Miller e buna rau in filmul asta, parca a devenit mai uratica in filmele ei mai recente

Boobs of the day - Jessica Jane Clement


KT Tunstall - Black Horse And The Cherry Tree


Ichi the Killer

Unul din cele mai bune filme vazute de mine vreodata...fucked up beyond repair...Kakihara este posibil sa fie unul din cele mai grozave personaje create vreodata

Actual exchanges between pilots and control towers

Tower: 'TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees.'
TWA 2341: 'Center, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?'
Tower: 'Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?'

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From an unknown aircraft waiting in a very long takeoff queue: 'I'm f...ing bored!'
Ground Traffic Control: 'Last aircraft transmitting, identify yourself immediately!'
Unknown aircraft: 'I said I was f...ing bored, not f...ing stupid!'

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O'Hare Approach Control to a 747: 'United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound.'
United 329: 'Approach, I've always wanted to say this..I've got the little Fokker in sight.'

*******************
A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out after touching down.
San Jose Tower Noted: 'American 751, make a hard right turn at the end of the runway, if you are able. If you are not able, take the Guadeloupe exit off Highway 101, make a right at the lights and return to the airport.'

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A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich , overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): ' Ground, what is our start clearance time?'
Ground (in English): 'If you want an answer you must speak in English.'
Lufthansa (in English): 'I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?'
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): 'Because you lost the bloody war!'

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Tower: 'Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on frequency 124.7'
Eastern 702: 'Tower, Eastern 702 switching to Departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway.'
Tower: 'Continental 635, cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact Departure on frequency 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?'
BR Continental 635: 'Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes, we copied Eastern... we've already notified our caterers.'

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One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out, turned around, and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said, 'What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by yourself?'
The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: 'I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one.'

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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They not only expect one to know one's gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: ' Frankfurt , Speedbird 206! clear of active runway.'
Ground: 'Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.'
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: 'Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?'
Speedbird 206: 'Stand by, Ground, I'm looking up our gate location now.'!
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): 'Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?'
Speedbird 206 (coolly): 'Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark, -- And I didn't land.'

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While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport, the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft.Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a United 727. An irate female ground controller lashed out at the US Air crew, screaming:
'US Air 2771, where the hell are you going? I told you to turn right onto Charlie taxiway! You turned right on Delta! Stop right there. I know it's difficult for you to tell the difference between C and D, but get it right!'
Continuing her rage to the embarrassed crew, she was now shouting hysterically:
'God! Now you've screwed everything up! It'll take forever to sort this out! You stay right there and don't move till I tell you to! You can expect progressive taxi instructions in about half an hour, and I want you to go exactly where I tell you, when I tell you, and how I tell you! You got that, US Air 2771?'
'Yes, ma'am,' the humbled crew responded.
Naturally, the ground control communications frequency fell terribly silent after the verbal bashing of US Air 2771. Nobody wanted to chance engaging the irate ground controller in her current state of mind. Tension in every cockpit out around Gatwick was definitely running high. Just then an unknown pilot broke the silence and keyed his microphone, asking: 'Wasn't I married to you once?'

via forum.football365.com

Megan Fox



foarte jucausa fata...nu am idee de cand sunt pozele, tipul e oribil cu spuma, there is a hint of side boob

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Nimic sacru pe lumea asta

Vecinii de dedesubt, manelisti infocati, asculta de cateva zile o manea, care pare a fi un cover dupa Pet Shop Boys - Go West...sunt convins ca daca ar afla de original, ar zice ca britanicii astia sunt niste ciorditori nesimtiti...oare o exista manea dupa Michael Jackson - Thriller sau dupa Like a Virgin a lui Madonna?

luni, 16 martie 2009

The Monkey Song from the Jungle Book

Si tot desene animate :D

Bare (Bear?) Necessities



Melodia care ma inveseleste de fiecare data...

duminică, 15 martie 2009

Busty Carmen

Trecerile de pietoni

In ziua de azi, tot soferul stie ca atunci cand vezi o trecere de pietoni, incepi sa accelerezi pentru a speria eventualele caprioare care ar putea incerca o traversare. Daca totusi indrazneste vreuna, nu frana decat cand mai ai vreo 5 metri pana in trecere si asigura-te ca faci tot posibilul pentru a invata minte nenorocita ca sa nu mai faca asa vreodata...perfect ar fi sa reusesti sa o atingi un pic cu botul masinii, sa simta ca tu ai o tona de metal care ar putea s-o sfarame. Daca mai te afli si la maximum 500 m de o sectie de politie, cred ca primesti si coronita de premiant pentru skill-ul tau incredibil de sofer profesionist...

si trecand pe langa sectia de politie mai sus amintita, se vedea cum unul statea si isi spala masina in curtea sectiei...intra o politista in curte: Bai, ce e aici, spalatorie? Sectie de politie nu e clar

sâmbătă, 14 martie 2009

Boobs of the day - Mylène Jampanoï

Half Chinese, half French...I love her...and she cleans up nicely after Martyrs

Ninja She Devil

Nu va uitati la el...e soft porn cu asiatice...I may or may not have a fetish about asian boobs

The Statham


The coolest man right now (tocmai am revazut Crank, asa ca se poate sa fiu subiectiv)...urmeaza Crank 2

vineri, 13 martie 2009

Boobs of the day - Adrienne Barbeau

Twilight (2008)

Am vazut Twilight sa aflam si noi ce e cu isteria creata in jurul filmului astuia. Inca plang dupa neuronul meu decedat aseara in timpul acestui film. Si nu a murit de moarte buna. Mai intai a urlat in intuneric si apoi si-a taiat venele, s-a spanzurat si s-a impuscat... un adevarat overkill ca sa fie sigur ca nu mai e niciodata traumatizat cu asa filme.
Filmul este... prost parca nu acopera notiunea. Este penibil cap-coada. Pornind cu numele protagonistilor: Edward Cullen (Cold-one...DUH!) si Bella Swan (lebada frumoasa...geez!) si continuand cu mitul vampirului facut praf si pulbere.
Deci: vampirii pot circula fara probleme ziua, doar ca soarele ii face stralucitori ca o pitzipoanca gata scoasa din baie de praf de cristale swarowsky...., apoi nu au colti! Bah! vampiri fara colti? Daca i-au avut ori erau piliti, ori erau un fel de canini mai sub-dezvoltati...dar vampiri fara colti???? plus ca atunci cand musca nu lasa 2 gaurele finute, ci ditamai urma de parca a atacat un rechin flamand! Si cel mai tare: cand musca in corpul victimei intra venin! Venin?! Astia nu se trag din lilieci mutanti? sau ce-or fi aia... ci din serpi?
Ok...sa las asta de o parte momentan.
Jocul actoricesc: HA! HA! HA! HA!
Mult-laudatul Robert Pattison zici ca tot filmul simte o nevoie urgenta de a se screme la WC... Sufera omul, iubeste cu pasinue, e devotat nevoie mare, dar are nevoie de un pampers sa scape de expresia aia a fetei de parca tocmai si-a facut efectul un iaurt activia cu prune, combinat cu cafea si bere....
Domnisoara Kristen Stewart pare un fel de vitica lovita in frunte, se agita, tremura... e si fata indragostita de vampirul ei ce straluce-n soare, dar cand incepe sa-si spuna replicile... sa zicem ca s-ar potrivi mult mai bine intr-un film mut... saraca fata pare ca incearca, dar nu-i iese. Ar trebui sa se lase de actorie si sa se apuce de.... orice altceva.
Un singur lucru mi-a placut la filmul asta. Si mi-a placut mult. Peisajele. Absolut superbe si foarte misto filmate. Dar nici macar peisajele alea nu au meritat 2 ore de itiotizare si moarte cerebrala.
Ce e mai grav e ca se mai fac in 3 filme! Si ce e si mai grav e ca sunt convinsa ca asta e un film mai bun(!) decat High Scool Musical (care a ajuns si asta pe la nr 4 parca).

Perfect Day - Various Artists



Prima data am auzit melodia asta la VH1 acum multi ani si abia acum cateva zile am redescoperit-o. Tot atunci am aflat ca de fapt clipul a fost realizat de BBC. Tot ce pot spune ca ca baietii au reusit sa-si faca o reclama tare buna in felul asta, plus ca au reusit sa adune unele dintre cele mai bune voci la un loc. Minunat!

Michael Buble - Feeling good

miercuri, 11 martie 2009

marți, 10 martie 2009

Martyrs (2008)





Un film foarte interesant care pe multi i-a socat si le-a placut, pe altii i-a socat si i-a facut sa urasca filmul pe motiv de torture porn...noua ne-a placut, dar nu ni s-a parut atat de socant.

Martyrs este foarte bine filmat, personajele feminine principale sunt foarte atragatoare si credibile in rolurile lor and the bad guys...well, they seem all too normal...ne face sa ne intrebam in legatura cu unii vecini care par foarte pasnici. Prima jumatate a filmului este horror, a doua jumatate a filmul este mai mult drama, psihologie si intrebari existentiale ale omenirii...poate tocmai asta face filmul sa fie foarte interesant si finalul sa aiba un impact mai puternic

Povestea pe scurt: o pustoaica reuseste sa scape din mainile unor psihopati, ajunge intr-un camin de copii abuzati, multi dintre doctori pun la indoiala la vremea respectiva (1970) spusele lui Lucie. Fata se imprieteneste cu Anna, un alt copil abuzat cu tendinte lesbiene (deja interesant, huh?), care incepe sa o protejeze pe Lucie. Dupa 15 ani, Lucie intra in casa unei familii de 4 (mama, tata, fiu, fiica), ii executa pe toti si apoi o suna pe Anna sa ii spuna ca s-a razbunat pe cei care o torturasera cand era copil...si aici incepe calvarul celor 2 tinere femei: Lucie, chinuita de o creatura pe care doar ea o vede...Anna, chinuita de faptul ca nu o poate salva pe Lucie si de faptul ca este posibil ca Lucie sa se fi inselat si familia respectiva sa fi fost nevinovata si de...mai departe nu are rost sa mai povestesc, deoarece filmul merita vazut

si totusi Inside mi s-a parut mai bun si mai socant

Jessy Greene - Time Bomb

superba melodia, am auzit-o pe finalul sezonului 2 din Burn Notice...plus ca ce se intampla la finalul episodului reprezinta unul din visele mele (vis, dorinta, fantezie...naiba stie ce e, sper sa reusesc sa fac asa ceva in viata asta)



LE: acum si cu versuri

Come to me the moon is closer
Then your eyes (then your eyes)
I can barely see through the cracks that shines out my scars
Sirens scream in vein
I have already died a million times inside

Chorus:
I surrender
Shoot me down
No bullet could
Stop me now

My love does not depend
On anyone or anything
It will never die

Verse 2:
Ticking like a time bomb
Soon to blow away
I am not you
You are not me
It still plays
I could say i love you
If only for a day
amongst this sunken ship
I am drowning in

Chorus:
I surrender
Shoot me down
No bullet could
Stop me now

My love does not depend
On anyone or anything
It will never die

Ticking like a time bomb
Ticking like a time bomb
Ticking like a time bomb
Ticking like a time bomb

Chorus:
I surrender
Shoot me down
No bullet could
Stop me now

My love does not depend
On anyone or anything
It will never die

Tick Tock Tick Tock
Tick Tock Tick Tock

Boobs of the day - Emanuelle Beart

luni, 9 martie 2009

Depeche Mode - Wrong



baietii de la DM au dat lovitura cu melodia asta. Si pe langa faptul ca muzica este buna, clipul se ridica si el la inaltime.

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong insanity
I took the wrong road
That led to
The wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason
And the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method
Of the wrong technique

Wrong
Wrong

There’s something wrong with me
Chemically
Something wrong with me inherently
The wrong mix
In the wrong genes
I reached the wrong ends
By the wrong means
It was the wrong plans
In the wrong hands
The wrong theory for the wrong man
The wrong lies
On the wrong ???
The wrong questions
With the wrong replies

Wrong
Wrong


I was marching to the wrong drum
With the wrong scum
Pissing out the wrong energy
Using all the wrong lies
And the wrong signs
With the wrong intentity
I was on the wrong page
Of the wrong book
The wrong rendition
Of the wrong hook
With the wrong mood
Every wrong night
With the wrong two ???
And the sound ???

Wrong
Wrong
Too long
Wrong
Too Long
Wrong
Too Long
Wrong

I was born with the wrong sign
In the wrong house
With the wrong insanity
I took the wrong road
That led to
The wrong tendencies
I was in the wrong place
At the wrong time
For the wrong reason
And the wrong rhyme
On the wrong day
Of the wrong week
I used the wrong method
Of the wrong technique

vineri, 6 martie 2009

Boobs of the day - Izabella Scorupco

vazuta recent in sez 4 din Alias, se dadea la Vaughn, whose name is not actually Michael Vaughn (cue for cliffhanger of the end of season 4)

joi, 5 martie 2009

Alias Spoof - Lt. Colombo joins the team


...mai avem 4 episoade din sezonul 5 and we are done....serial bunicel, pacat ca pt niste spioni uberpregatiti, oamenii sunt cam handicapati deseori...apropo, chiar nimeni nu moare in serialul asta decat daca e omorat de 3-4 ori?

Boobs of the day - Tara Reid

don't know why, but always had a thing for this trashy whore...could be an American Pie thing

miercuri, 4 martie 2009

Sunt periculoasa tare!

In visele mele. Adica in somn. Daca cineva are vreun gand rau si se intalneste cu mine in vis, pazea! Ar trebui sa se caiasca si sa se calugareasca eventual, sa ceara iertarea divina, doar-doar sa nu se intalneasca cu mine.

In vise sunt un fel de maestra a artelor martiale. A tuturor artelor martiale inventate vreodata sau care se vor inventa vreodata. Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Donnie Yen si Bruce Lee par o adunatura de circari penibili comparativ cu mine. Si prin urmare niciunul nu indrazneste sa se lupte cu mine. Ca sa nu fie umiliti in public. Chiar acum vreo 2 nopti am visat cum ii aratam unui amator cu pretentii de maestru cum ii pot aplica instantaneu vreo 20 si ceva de lovituri fatale cu o croseta uriasa! Poc! Poc! Trosc! Bietul amarat nu a avut nicio sansa.

Sabiile, arcul cu sageti sau sulitele (nu mai zic nimic de bastoane) nu au niciun secret pentru mine. Le manui de parca fac parte din mine de cand m-am nascut. Nu mai zic ca sunt experta in arme de foc si umilesc de departe orice lunetist sau tragator profesionist.

Dar si mai periculoasa sunt cand nu am nicio arma. Mainile mele ar trebui sa aiba certificat de arme fatale. De picioare nu mai spun. Fac salturi si execut lovituri cu o viteza uluitoare si cu gratia unei gazele, nimeni si nimic nu ma intrece. Rup picioare, mut maxilare... pedepsesc aspru orice dusman care indrazneste sa-mi iasa in cale.

Asta in vis... Ca in realitate... Alex rade de mine cand imi mai zice "da un pumn aici cat poti tu de tare!" si dau! Da cica fara efect.

Boobs of the day


poate doar mi se pare, dar am impresia ca seamana cu Hillary Duff

Charlie Winston - Like a Hobo

marți, 3 martie 2009